Chapter 56: Lucifer, the Complaining One (Ch 839135127)

Three minutes ago, the night wind in Los Angeles was filled with the pungent smell of sulfur, and the sky looked like the end of the world. Now it has returned to the brightly lit and corrupt appearance of this “City of Angels”, and the air is still filled with the smell of drugs, gunpowder, and bloody sin.
The familiar look, the angel and the devil just now are no longer there.
The coin spinning on Lucifer’s fingertips disappeared, and he placed his palm on Constantine’s stiff shoulder, and his right fingertips brushed the protruding ribs under the other’s coat: “John, I haven’t seen you for a while. Your nicotine-soaked lungs look worse than the last time you gambled in Las Vegas.
Haha, why are you unhappy to see me? I came here specially to help you reserve a VIP seat in Hell in advance, and I used the exclusive number of Morning Star Expert! ”
Constantine took a deep breath and pulled out a smile that was uglier than crying: “Lucy, you are joking, I think I can still struggle!”
“You mean to make a contract with a demon king in hell to help you cure lung cancer?” Lucifer turned his left hand over, and Constantine’s parchment was quietly spread out in his palm. “Let me see, wow, it’s actually from Beelzebub. Not bad, he always manages to get some good stuff, worthy of being one of our DC’s durable kings.”
Lao Lu praised Constantine, then put the parchment in his arms and criticized: “It’s a good idea. If you succeed, you can really solve this incident, but it’s a bad habit to sacrifice teammates casually, except for the Flash!
In short, in order to help you, my old friend, restore your reputation, I will confiscate this dangerous thing!”
Constantine: …
The treasure he had finally found was gone. He tried to protest and say, “Lucy, you misunderstood…”
“Misunderstanding? Now that I think of it, I remember there are still many misunderstandings between us!”
“Ah, wasn’t the misunderstanding last time when I tricked you into going to the Sangong Demon Toilet Pit cleared up when you threw me into the sea to feed the sharks?!”
Lucifer raised his eyebrows, and a bubble-like screen appeared in the sight of several people. Lao Lu pointed at it and said, “Then what about the misunderstanding about the holy water last time?”
On the screen was a picture of Zha Kang with a smirk on his face, and Lucifer next to him drinking the wine in one gulp.
“Well, I’m afraid that you might ruin your taste by drinking fake liquor in the human world, so I added some holy water to the vodka diluted with water.” Constantine blinked, looking very innocent.
“I don’t know if my taste has been ruined, but after drinking that glass of vodka holy water, I was really pissed off. I went to the Sandman and beat you up a few times before I calmed down.”
Lucifer maintained a pleasant expression. Just when John thought he was doomed, Lao Lu changed the subject: “But since this new friend you found for me is very interesting, this is the only time. I will forgive you for the past.”
Constantine secretly breathed a sigh of relief. If the parchment contract could not be retrieved, then so be it. As long as he was still alive, there would always be a way. However, he was still worried about Lucifer being here, so he hurriedly changed the subject:
“Speaking of which, forget about Mammon’s unworthy descendant, but you roasted Gabriel like a roast turkey this time. Aren’t you afraid that God will come after you and complain again? In my opinion, Lucy, you should go back to hell and continue to sit on your throne as the king of hell…”
“Stop!” Lucifer waved his hand to stop Constantine from continuing. A bar called “Lux” appeared on the bubble screen again, and an advertisement was posted: “I’ve had enough of that stupid dog’s seat. Now I’m settled in Los Angeles and opened a carnival bar. The champagne in the world is ten times better than the lava in hell!”
“What, what…what? You’re quitting your job?!” Constantine was stunned. The news that the King of Hell was quitting his job was indeed a bit hard to digest.
Without Lucifer, the most powerful lord of hell, the balance between hell and heaven will be broken, and the crazy demons will be unrestrained. I can’t imagine how lively it will be when the devils rush to the human world in the future.
“Don’t worry, I’ve given the greatest authority in hell to Maizi (Maggie Ken). She can handle it, and the balance between heaven and earth won’t be disrupted. I’ve found many interesting things in the human world, so how could I go back like this!”
Lucifer shook his phone, and the lock screen showed a drunken selfie of Chloe holding a margarita. Who said that the King of Hell only tortures people’s souls but doesn’t understand how to live?
“Besides, our new friends from the Elias family also know that the universe will not restart because of this ‘plot’, right?” Lucifer’s eyes were shining with the brightest morning stars, and there were no secrets in his eyes.
Just want to or not want to!
Wayne’s scalp tingled when he was looked at by Lucifer. He knew with his butt that what Lucifer said to him, coupled with the seemingly joking words before, were almost telling him that he didn’t need to play dumb with him anymore.
Wayne patted his face and simply confronted Lucifer and complained: “I remember that you were not this kind of funny person who liked to play memes in your personal magazine “Lucifer v1~v3″.”
Lucifer touched his chin and nodded in agreement, “Indeed, but that’s because there are too many messed up things. Not only do I have to take care of Elaine’s affairs, but I also have to chop off that pirated blackened old guy, so I have to look so bitter and resentful every day.
But people always change, just like my appearance changes again and again as I walk through the world. In my personal magazine, I have blonde hair and scars on my face. Now I look like the handsome and sexy black-haired version of the American TV series “Lucifer”. Let me comment on this American TV series, which is a very good comedy film about gods and demons.
Especially the old man who appeared in the black face of zzzq at the end was the most exciting. I burst out laughing when I watched it. ”
“So what do you think about the reboot of DC movies?” Maybe it was really interesting to talk to Lao Lu. Anyway, Wayne, who chose to give up, said whatever he wanted to say and didn’t feel depressed or uncomfortable.
“We’re used to Warner Bros.’ classic operations. Netizens say it’s ‘Marvel: The 20th Avengers, DC: Superman/Batman: The Nth New Origin’. We restart every day here, and it’s already a traditional skill.”
“That’s right. He’s always causing trouble for the Flash. He’s really the tool the screenwriter uses to overturn the table when he can’t continue writing. Poor Barry Allen.”
“Let me correct you. Actually, most of the reboots caused by The Flash are in the TV series. The reboots in the comics are mainly in Flashpoint, at least it is the most famous one.”
Lucifer turned off his phone, put the coin back on his fingertips and began to spin, asking, “What do you think of my image in Kingdom Come? Isn’t the golden armor with the scepter more stylish than the suit I’m wearing now?”
“I don’t think so at all!” Wayne mercilessly punctured Lucifer’s fantasy and continued to complain: “Wait a minute, where is your role in Kingdom Come? Isn’t Michael the only god sent down from your Bible department?”
It feels really weird to discuss the plot with the original comic characters. I feel like I’m about to turn into a complaining alien!
Constantine shrugged his eyelids at Wayne and the other man’s passionate discussion, saying that he couldn’t understand what they were talking about in Martian language from the beginning.
“Guys, if it’s none of my business, I’ll take Angela and leave first. I just remembered that I forgot to turn on the gas at home!”