Chapter 32 If I jump down again, my pants will fall off (Ch 837456367)

On the rooftop, Batman tied up the Joker and called Nightwing to clean up the bodies of the Claws and throw them into the summoned Batplane.
According to intelligence, the court’s influence is spread throughout Gotham, and there must be spies within the police force. If you rashly hand the body over to Gordon, the only outcome is that it will be recycled by them.
He planned to place the bodies in the Bat Cave so that he could study the enemy and prepare a countermeasure plan.
Wayne and Deathstroke happily divided the spoils, each getting what they needed, and the world was fulfilled with only Batman injured.
“Dr. Wayne, please contact me next time if you need anything. Also, I’m curious about how you know my cousin?” Deathstroke was very satisfied with this deal because Wayne honestly abided by the spirit of the contract. Recently, there have been too many employers who want to rob their employers, and Slade had to solve many of them.
Business is so difficult!
“How did you get to know each other? If I must explain, I used to read comics and watch movies with him. That idiot always complained that my cousin’s popularity was not as good as his.” Wayne thought for a moment before explaining to Deathstroke.
“Ah, that’s indeed his style. That idiot always likes to say insane and nonsense words!” Deathstroke held his forehead speechlessly. He had already imagined his little cousin, who couldn’t spit out ivory from a dog’s mouth, spewing shit from his mouth.
To clarify, Deathstroke’s cousin is Marvel’s Deadpool Wade Wilson, the one who told the truth and killed Captain America, bah… it’s Flame… bah, it’s Firestorm… it’s still not right.
In short, Captain America, who was known for setting fires, died because Deadpool backstabbed him for telling the truth.
After packing up his equipment, Deathstroke turned around and strode to the edge of the rooftop and jumped down. The next second, a helicopter painted with a skull and crossbones logo rose high into the sky. Slade grabbed the safety ladder and quickly disappeared into the night clouds.
Dick, who was helping Batman clean up the battlefield, was stunned. He didn’t expect Wayne would actually call Deathstroke over. It was really unexpected. He thought Slade came to Gotham to mess things up again.
Dick cleaned up the blood on the ground and said to Bruce, “Remember to tell me next time, or I’ll think Batman is going to star in “Friends Reunion: Bullets and Explosions in Gotham” with Deathstroke and the Joker.”
“Let me repeat, this is called rational utilization of resources. The reason why the old bat didn’t get beaten to a pulp tonight was all thanks to my immediate support.” Wayne counted the extra ten million and couldn’t help but sigh that it was so easy to make money in DC.
“Pfft! ‘Rational use of resources’ makes sense~” Dick couldn’t hold back his laughter and whistled jokingly, “But it would be more convincing if the reasoning wasn’t using Batman’s money.”
Batman had a dark face and didn’t say a word. Seeing this, Wayne put his arm around his shoulders and said, “Don’t be so serious, Bruce. Look, the rooftop is clean now, the hostages are safe, and even the Joker has been caught. It’s a complete win-win for everyone!”
Wayne showed him the emoticons on his phone as he spoke: “Look at this. The pose you and the Joker just made was like dancing Gotham Midnight Tango. By the way, I sent it to Dick and asked him to save it for you and make an album.”
Dick’s laughter was heard again. He knew that the situation was definitely not as Wayne said, but the other party had maliciously framed the photo, making it look like that.
“Both of you shut up!” Bruce couldn’t stand Wayne buzzing in his ears like a fly, so he pulled out a metal mask from his belt and threw it to Wayne. The matte black outline looked like a night owl with its wings spread: “If you don’t plan to get out, don’t go down with us with this face!”
Wayne took the mask and looked at the exquisite workmanship and couldn’t help but said in surprise: “Oh, Bruce, you actually know how to give gifts. I thought this was a privilege exclusive to the ladies in the gossip newspapers. By the way, you didn’t get this mask from some villain’s warehouse, did you? Moonlight Knight doesn’t sound like he wears all black…huh?”
As he spoke, Wayne accidentally caught a glimpse of Batman turning around. His cloak floated briefly in the air due to the movement. He used this opportunity to see the hole made by the sharp claws, and half of Bruce’s butt was exposed.
Wayne quickly took the photo, but in order to prevent Batman from getting furious and turning evil on the spot, he decided to wait until the day Damian came before sending it.
In the lobby on the first floor, the atmosphere of awkward dancing has completely dissipated, but the effect is still there. The members of the Mask Society and some police officers who were unfortunately caught have switched from disco and ballet to jazz, and it seems that they may start dancing in a while.
After a big battle, Jim Gordon’s police uniform was wrinkled like a ravaged sandwich. The strange situation in front of him made Gordon feel overwhelmed even with his experience.
He had seen many situations like being poisoned by the clown’s laughing gas and the scarecrow’s fear gas, but this was the first time he had seen something that made people suddenly start dancing awkwardly.
The most bizarre thing is that the released spray has no side effects. Instead, it allows the victim to learn several kinds of dance without any instruction.
Now, after the jazz dance, they changed to square dance. Gordon was wondering whether he should play some accompaniment for them. After all, it would be boring to just watch.
“Jim.” A low and hoarse voice came, and Gordon’s hand holding the cigarette shook and immediately fell to the ground.
Gordon turned around helplessly. After so many years, he was still not used to Batman’s villain-like appearance. He would be scared to death every time. At least he should change his habit of suddenly speaking in the shadows!
“Batman…” Gordon was stunned when the words came to his lips, because in addition to Batman and Nightwing, there was also a stranger present.
Judging from the man’s attire and age, it’s impossible for him to be the third generation Robin, and Gordon’s intuition tells him that this man is not a member of the Bat Family.
Gordon gave him a puzzled look. Before Batman could speak, Wayne said, “Long time no see, Commissioner Gordon. You can call me Moon Knight, an ordinary obstetrician and gynecologist~”
Wayne had never covered his voice from beginning to end. When Gordon heard this familiar and unfocused tone, his eyes lit up and he stepped forward excitedly and said, “It’s you, doctor! I didn’t expect you to come this time. Xiao Ba’s matter is really thanks to you. Our family would like to thank you!”
Thinking of the scene at that time, Gordon felt even more frightened, but at the same time he was very grateful to Wayne. The Gordon family would always remember this kindness, and he bowed solemnly to Wayne.
“You’re too polite, Sheriff. Compared to your family’s selfless dedication to Gotham, I’m just doing a small favor. This is my business card. Although Miss Barbara had my surgery beforehand, I want to have a follow-up check to prevent any hidden dangers in her body.”
Wayne stopped Gordon the moment he bent down. There is no doubt about his contribution as the King of Gotham. Over the years, he and Barbara have been supporting Batman’s activities openly and secretly. It can be said that the city did not become worse thanks to their selfless help.
Such a good person is totally worthy of Wayne’s respect.
Dick at the back blinked and secretly glanced at Bruce, complaining in his heart how come he could speak normally and politely to Gordon, but when it came to the old Bat, he started to speak foul language and showed no respect at all.
Batman may be a little crazy sometimes, but he is still the greatest hero in Gotham…