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Chapter 18 Wayne: I always feel there is a pit ahead (Ch 836419976)

Chapter 18 Wayne: I always feel there is a pit ahead

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The phone was busy. Wayne heard the “beep, beep, beep” sound and was speechless, not knowing what to say.
He was flattered that the Bat trusted him so much and thought he could control those lunatics in Arkham!
It is impossible to move. The deeds and other things are all in my hands. It would be a waste to leave such a large space there unused.
“On xx/xx/xx, I was backstabbed by Batman and was forced to have breakfast with the fans of the Bat Club for a while. We will settle this account together someday!”
Wayne took out his little notebook and registered the first glorious member. He accepted it, but he couldn’t bear this loss alone.
It’s not like he hasn’t received Butler’s phone number. He has already left a message to Alfred about the Wayne family’s continuation and expansion. The Batcave’s supercomputer contains news that makes him so happy that he’s 20 years younger.
What? You said the Batcave is heavily guarded and the alarm won’t go off without Batman’s permission?
It’s okay, Alfu has the highest authority, even Dick is not as high as him.
Bruce, just laugh, cherish this time, and see if you can still laugh when Damian comes.
Not only that, Wayne is looking forward to Jason’s resurrection and fighting with Damian, and Batman is getting anxious and worried.
Unfortunately, no one knows when Bane will come, and the “Brokeback Mountain” plot that he has been longing for has not yet shown any signs, and the 20% discount on surgery fees promised to Bats has not yet been fulfilled.
After dealing with the mental hospital, Wayne started tinkering with the system.
He then discovered that in addition to the task function and the ability to obtain “medical fees”, the system also had a lottery function.
Those who know the function of the lottery know it, the main thing is that the entrance location is really too shady!
After opening the personal panel, on the far right side of the skill panel, almost overlapping with the border, after zooming in, there is a barely visible “+” lying there silently.
After clicking, the option of “Show more” will appear. After selecting it, you will be redirected to the lottery page.
Wayne was simply in awe. What a lottery, then? Which godly designer had hidden this function secretly?
What’s the point, just for fun?
No matter how much you complain, you still need to use the things.
It just so happened that he had also completed the ten-consecutive-draw task for novices in the lottery function.
[Newbie lottery task: Save a superhero/super villain (1/1)]
“The function page is hidden, and not reminding you after completing the lucky draw task is hidden. I just hope the stuff isn’t rotten.”
Wayne looked at the slot machine in front of him. The image of the lottery function was erratic and could be changed according to his own preferences. In order to have a more atmospheric feeling, he chose this historical classic image.
Click, click! Beep, beep—
Wayne pulled the lever, and the picture on the screen began to scroll wildly with the tense music.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
The wheel suddenly stopped, and there was a “bang” sound like fireworks exploding, followed by a rain of coins pouring down.
777! First Prize——
Well, actually it’s fake. After the special effects, three “?” remain on the screen.
[Rewards have been issued, please check the host]
[Item: Hemostatic Bandage (a miracle in the hemostatic world, after use it will leave a fluorescent tattoo that cannot be washed off within seven days)]
[Item: Fermented insoles (can physically grow 10 cm taller, but the price is to wash your feet regularly, otherwise it is recommended to stay away from people)]
[Item: Anti-baldness mask (a mask that covers the entire scalp, with a built-in special current system that can effectively stimulate hair follicle growth, up to 100 mA)]
[Item: Memory Eraser Stick (Remember to wear sunglasses when flashing, and don’t flash at yourself)]
[Item: Bliss Spray (will automatically learn to sing and dance RAP after spraying)]
[Item: Invincible Thunderbolt Cannon (The huge amount of itching powder loaded in the cannonball is daunting)]
[Item: Desire Compass (points to what you desire most in your heart)]
[Item: Kusanagi Sword (made from the strongest metal in the ninja world, it has a special mental attack on the enemy. After all, the saliva hanging on it is enough for a bath)]
[Skill: Playing dead (lying on the ground is no different from the real thing)]
[Skills: Flowing Rock Fist (Humanoid Special Attack, Large Size)]
“Men in Black, Naruto, Prankster, One Punch Man, Pirates of the Caribbean, and finally some incomprehensible props. They all came to DC to make a cameo appearance, right? Doesn’t God have to pay the copyright fees?” Wayne complained helplessly and took a look at the two new skills.
【Martial Arts Master (Water Rock Crushing Fist Max)】
[Playing dead Max (As long as no one attacks you, you can survive the universe restart)]
“Both skills are actually at the highest level? Are the skills drawn by lottery calculated based on the peak level? Also, the note about pretending to be dead is so arrogant!” Wayne was surprised and wanted to give it a try.
Of course, it was just a thought. Wayne thought about waiting until a big event came and then trying it out.
Ding-ling-ling! Ding-ling-ling~
The phone rang, Wayne picked it up and took a look, and found that it was an unfamiliar number, and he immediately felt strange.
Ever since his original body went bankrupt, he had been blacklisted by Gotham’s upper class nobles and became completely alone. How could someone still call him?
Wayne answered the call out of curiosity. Just as he was wondering if there was a new creditor coming to collect the debt, a frivolous voice with laughter came from the other end of the line: “Hahaha, it’s Wayne from the Elias family, right?”
“Who are you?” Wayne was a little surprised. He always felt that the voice on the other end was quite familiar. It was not the creditor, nor was it an acquaintance of Elias, but it sounded familiar to Wayne.
Superhero or super villain?
Elias had no impression, but Wayne did. It was most likely a character from DC, a well-known one. The reason was simple: just by sounding so familiar, he must have starred in an independent movie or American TV series.
The reason is simple. Even though Warner Bros. is making abstract reboots every day, it is impossible for them to shoot those unpopular fourth- and fifth-tier small roles. There is no money to be made!
“Ha! Man, you don’t know me? That’s right, our two families have been friends for a long time, but you’ve been out of the circle for nearly a hundred years!”
Somehow, the conversation with the stranger on the other end of the phone made Wayne more and more uneasy. He always felt that there was a malice surrounding him that was no less than that of Batman, as if his forehead was covered with layers of dark clouds.
Shit! Why does it feel like there’s a bottomless pit under my feet?!
“Listen carefully, brother. I will only introduce myself once. My name is Yue…”
beep–
Suddenly, a busy tone came from the phone, indicating that there was no signal connection. Wayne, with a shudder, breathed a sigh of relief. If the line had not been suddenly disconnected, he would have wanted to hang up. His magical sixth sense told him that if he continued listening, he would be in endless hell.
Without caring about the other party’s identity, Wayne blocked him directly, and then felt that he had to throw away the phone. The phone call just now brought bad luck to it, and he couldn’t keep it with him.
So, why not throw it to Batman?
Wayne thought it was a good idea, remembering what his father said about using magic to defeat magic!
Do you think you can defeat DC with just bad luck?
Boom boom boom!
When he heard the roar of a car, Wayne thought it was Arkham’s “delivery” team, but he found that the other party was moving at full speed without slowing down at all.
Bang!
Dozens of cars smashed the hospital’s glass door, and thugs in suits wearing various strange masks walked out of the cars.
Wayne’s face darkened when he saw this.
Have you poked the mask’s nest? Why is it the person with the black mask again?


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How to be a quack doctor in DC without getting beaten to death by Batman

How to be a quack doctor in DC without getting beaten to death by Batman

在DC当庸医如何不被蝙蝠侠打死
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2025 Native Language: chinesse
After traveling through time, Wayne found himself a bankrupt rich man in Gotham, running a shabby clinic. Fortunately, there was a comfort gift gold finger system. However, Wayne found that life was even worse: the clinic sign was used as a target by gangsters, and AK bullets were in short supply than medical equipment. He treated the Flash's athlete's foot and was almost sent to a wheelchair by the Reverse Flash. He lied to Superman as an old Chinese doctor and said that the other party was infertile, but was hung on a street lamp by Lex Luthor and labeled as a charlatan. The only VIP customer was Bruce Wayne who came to collect debts, and the souvenir left was a shuttle of bat darts. The bastard system made nine out of ten draws useless, and the only chance to get equipment was when performing hemorrhoid surgery on the Joker. And Wayne was stunned when he saw the new task of the system: [Medical Cooperation Task: Let Darkseid sign the "Cosmic Medical Insurance Agreement"] "Help, I'm just a mediocre doctor who wants to get rich by drawing lots!"

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