Chapter 0053 Barrage: Is your imaginary wife Tsunade? Sakura? Or Hinata? (Ch 0053)

Red and Blue PK Competition
Distance to end: 00:50:20
Minato’s face froze. At this moment, he was sure of one thing, that is, Naruto didn’t know the real difference between ‘love’ and ‘ordinary friends’! !
He probably has no idea how a child appears or is born, right?!
I don’t know whether Naruto’s naive nature comes from me or Kushina.
This is simply too deadly…
At this moment, Minato only hoped that after this battle, he could have more time for himself, so that he could quietly teach his son how to pursue the person he likes! !
Tsunade clenched her fists in anger and ordered Kakashi on the spot to go back and teach Naruto about that.
Kakashi is so innocent, and he is not responsible for teaching cultural subjects.
Besides, these aren’t taught in the cultural studies class, right? Hasn’t Naruto been writing for Jiraiya-sama? So what content did he write? !
As innocent as Kakashi were the two Uchiha who were inexplicably implicated…
——Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Obito.
It’s okay for Ban because he is quite far away.
Don’t even mention Obito’s expression. After becoming the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, he was already like a concrete wall, and now it was even more dusty!
He had always said that Naruto was very similar to himself, but now he had to change his words. At least he knew that men could not give birth to children… right?
“What are they talking about? Why are they fighting?” The wooden clone of Senju Hashirama sat next to Madara, trying to provide emotional value for his former friend. He was quite curious about Sakura’s sudden beating of Naruto to the ground. “That pink-haired girl is very similar to Tsuna, especially in terms of strength and temper.”
Madara glanced in that direction and said nothing.
Bai Zetsu took the initiative to come out and answered Senju Hashirama’s question: “They are saying that Uchiha men can have children~”
Uchiha Madara: “…” His face was gloomy. He is just mentally retarded!
“Ah?!” Because White Zetsu said it in the affirmative, Hashirama actually believed it for a moment! And his worldview was greatly impacted and he blurted out: “This is the first time I’ve heard of it! But how should a man——”
Before he could finish his words, the wooden man clone was chopped into two by Susanoo…
The movements of the continuous horizontal slash were surprisingly similar to the one Sasuke used just now, but Naruto was using his real body and was able to barely dodge it, but Hashirama’s wooden clone was not so lucky.
It turned out that no one could make fun of him, Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Sasuke.
unless……
It is another world, those who know everything – God!
【Blue】【Does the red party have something on his mind?】59 people think it’s great
[Blue] [When we, Naruto and Sasuke, can’t hold the flag anymore, right? A group of fire straights and dream boys and girls! Below.jpg] 169 people think it’s great
[Blue][To be honest, the red team keeps saying that they are standing on Sasuke’s side. In fact, they are putting Sasuke’s skin on themselves, right? Isn’t it disgusting? 】696 people think it’s very good
Put Sasuke’s skin on yourself?
The ninjas are running out of brains and are in urgent need of a translator.
Nara Shikamaru analyzed the context and said, “It should be said that those people did not really say those words from Sasuke’s perspective. Instead, they said them based on their thoughts and life experiences, assuming that they would replace Sasuke and become ‘Uchiha Sasuke’, what they would do and how they would hope to be treated.”
“What a bunch of people who are so self-righteous.” Gaara said with a cold face.
Shikamaru nodded, “As the saying goes, those who are involved are often the most confused. Knowing and experiencing it firsthand are two completely different things.”
Temari said bluntly: “No wonder that blue guy called them disgusting.”
[Blue] [Only Naruto really thinks from Sasuke’s perspective. In the first battle of the Valley of the End, he was afraid that Sasuke would lose his life. In the second battle of the Valley of the End, he was afraid that Sasuke would be alone and fight against the world.] 544 people think it’s great
[Blue] [I am really crying! Indra and Ashura, Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama, Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto, I will support them all my life!! No matter left or right!!] 49 people think it is very good
Naruto asked: “What do you mean by chomping me and Sasuke for life? Does not distinguish between left and right refer to the left hand and the right hand?”
Shikamaru: “…I don’t know.”
His intuition told him that it would be better not to know this.
Hashirama asked Tobirama the same question. Tobirama didn’t know what the so-called “協” meant, but intuitively…
He hated seeing his eldest brother’s name put together with Madara’s!
“Asura and Indra?”
The ninja coalition was puzzled, “It seems that the ninja world has never heard of these two names.”
[Blue] [It’s right to be afraid that Sasuke will be alone against the world! If Naruto hadn’t stopped him, Sasuke would have become like Uchiha Obito and Uchiha Madara, believing in absolute power, not caring about other people’s ideas, not accepting or referring to the ideas of the weak, and believing that the weak cannot see the sky they reach.] 99 people thought it was great
[Blue] [Not to hate Uchiha, but Uchiha’s ideas are indeed too extreme.] 66 people think it’s great
Tobirama was about to say that he agreed with this, but the following remarks made him choke back his words.
[Red][Get lost! What are you pretending to be! You still say you are not Uchiha Hei! Do you want to see what you are talking about? ] 67 people think it is very good
[Red] [Uchiha is just too gentle, cry.jpg, they take too much responsibility on themselves! ] 123 people think it’s great
[Red] [Uchiha is so beautiful, strong and miserable! I feel so sorry for them!] 19 people thought it was great
Senju Tobirama twitched his lips, “Although the Uchiha was indeed very gentle before he opened his eyes, but…” Thinking of a certain mortal enemy and the Uchiha juniors headed by Uchiha Setsuna who followed Madara’s will, the Second Hokage felt tired.
besides……
“Beautiful, strong and miserable?” Tobirama complained, “What kind of adjectives are these?! We are ninjas! We don’t need to make a living by our looks!”
Even though they said this, the ninjas in the distance were talking about how good-looking the Nidaime was, but they didn’t dare to say it out loud…
[Blue] [The one who called others pretentious, do you want to check what kind of person you are? Click into your space, it’s full of Sasuke’s dream girls and Uchiha Madara’s dream girls! Do you dream that you can travel through time and space to the world of Naruto and Madara and Sasuke will look at you more? Damn! Bullshit!] 79 people think it’s great
[Blue] [In the real world, you can’t be the best in both sports and culture in the province. Do you really think that you can travel to the world of Naruto and make those ninjas who fought in the Warring States period run around in circles? Take a piss and look at yourself. What the hell is your reason for doing that? ? ] 299 people think it’s great
[Blue] [No matter how gentle they were in the past, and no matter whether their original intention was to protect the weak, it is beyond doubt that Uchiha will be too obsessed with power after opening their eyes, and will not listen to other people’s opinions! ] 75 people think it is very good
In this series of bullet comments, the ninja alliance learned the meaning of a new term…
Dream girl, a girl who dreams of coming to their world and falling in love with Uchiha Sasuke and Uchiha Madara.
“Forget about Uchiha Sasuke…”
The ninja alliance couldn’t help but complain: “Is there really a woman who wants to date Uchiha Madara?”
“Although he does look good, how much courage does this take?”
“Hahahaha, maybe what’s needed isn’t courage, but strength and vitality like Hashirama-sama, right?”
“Hey, stop talking. I’m about to let Lord Hashirama and Uchiha Madara fall in love.”
“Forehead……”
【Blue】【The previous one was really harsh, but I like it~ thumb.jpg】129 people thought it was great
[Red] [The one who cursed in the front, look at Nan! The Nan flavor is simply too strong! You say that others dream of women, but in fact you secretly read the same man’s fanfiction? Is your imaginary wife Tsunade, Sakura, or Hinata? Haha! Disdain.jpg Disdain.jpg Disdain.jpg] 11 people think it is very good
Well, I just found out the meaning of Dream Girl.
At this moment, they knew the meaning of Meng Nan.
The ninja coalition secretly looked at the Fifth Hokage Tsunade’s expression…