Chapter 0003 Barrage: Insulting Naruto, despising Sakura, and loving Sasuke (Ch 0003)

“Naruto-chan, I love you so much.”
“Mingbao, let me kiss you hard.”
Kakashi tried his best to make his voice sound stiff, but in fact, a layer of cold sweat had already appeared on his back!
The mask couldn’t hide his red and sweaty face!
The last time I read Jiraiya-sama’s work, it was only Naruto and Shikamaru…
This time he did it in front of the entire ninja alliance! ! ! !
Especially Minato-sensei…
Please put away your murderous intent!!! I am only following the orders of the Nidaime-sama and reading out the above words!! I am definitely not a pervert who has any special intentions towards my student, my teacher, your son!!!
The copy ninja Kakashi is about to collapse!
“What the hell is going on?!!!!” Naruto was like a frightened bird, flopping around randomly on the battlefield, “Although my seduction skills are indeed powerful! But it’s not to this extent, right?! And kissing and all that! I didn’t -, forget it, let’s not talk about this for now! Damn it, don’t remind me of those bad experiences ah ah ah ah!! Ah ah ah bastard Sasuke!!”
Senju Hashirama whispered to Senju Tobirama: “Why does this child like to talk to himself?”
“Although his hair is not red,” said Senju Tobirama, “he should also have the blood of the Uzumaki clan.”
Thinking of Karin before, the Senju brothers were ashamed. What’s wrong with the Uzumaki clan this time? Why do they like to talk to themselves? And why do they have to scold Uchiha Sasuke in the end? Did Sasuke do something that angered the heavens and the people?
Uchiha Sasuke took a few steps to the side, not wanting to stand with Uzumaki Naruto, and even less wanting to recall the feeling on his lips…
Kiba asked Shino beside him: “Does the Fourth Hokage have a daughter?”
Shino and the other Konoha ninja shook their heads.
Let alone a daughter, they didn’t even know that the Fourth Hokage had a child.
Kakashi was almost in tears while reading this, and no one else could possibly understand the pain he was feeling at the moment.
The Third Hokage sighed and said silently in his heart: “Kakashi, thank you for your hard work…”
Luckily, the Nidaime let him go in time, “Change it to something else! What else is there besides confessing your love to that blond kid?!”
Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief and quickly found other content to read.
“The Uchiha are really rich in handsome guys.”
“Sasuke is so awesome, but it’s a pity that he automatically becomes stupider when he meets Uzumaki Naruto.”
“Sasuke was so cute when he was a child. I really want to hold Sasuke in my arms and love him dearly.”
“I love Sasuke! Sasuke is my husband, no one can snatch it from me.”
Sakura & Ino: “What?!!!!”
Shikamaru: “I have goosebumps…”
The others nodded vigorously. The confession to Naruto just now was already straightforward enough, even Naruto’s gender was changed for him. Unexpectedly, the same would be true for Sasuke.
What a cute girl! I want to hug her tightly and love her…
The key point is that these words came from Kakashi’s mouth. He felt an indescribable discomfort. If he hadn’t been on the battlefield and hadn’t eaten anything good in the past few days, he would have vomited out the overnight meal.
Uchiha Sasuke: “…”
At least he looked calm.
He was much calmer than Naruto. After all, he had heard these words almost since he was a child. Even when he went to Orochimaru’s side, Karin did not let him go.
Aside from being a little noisy, there’s nothing else to worry about…
No……
There’s nothing wrong with using the Sharingan.
But when these words came out of Kakashi’s mouth, his stomach started to churn! !
Sasuke’s hands were shaking as he gripped the hilt of the sword! !
The situation does not allow, the situation does not allow, the situation does not allow…
Now is not the time to cut Kakashi, now is not the time to cut Kakashi, now is not the time to cut Kakashi…
Sasuke closed his eyes and prepared himself mentally over and over again.
Naruto was very dissatisfied, “Why do you call Sasuke hubby? When it comes to me, you call me seduction wife or something like that?! I am obviously more manly than Sasuke, right?!!”
Sakura: “Idiot Naruto! Of course it’s because you always use those dirty ninjutsu!!”
Kakashi read with tears in his eyes——
“My heart broke when Sasuke cried. I feel so sorry for my little Sasuke. Anyone can please love him for me.”
“The Uchiha are so kind. They are the true race of love.”
“Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Shisui, Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Izuna, Uchiha Obito, and Uchiha Kakashi are all handsome and kind.”
“…”
The second generation couldn’t help but interrupt him and complained: “Are you also from the Uchiha clan?” He had never seen an Uchiha with the same hair color as him.
“My last name is Hatake, Nidaime-sama.” Kakashi was speechless, guessing that maybe because of Obito’s eyes, someone had mistaken him for an Uchiha. He said to Senju Tobirama, “I am reading the contents above as you requested.”
“Garbage.” Uchiha Obito, who was beside Madara, cursed harshly.
To him, Kakashi now is just a fake in this fake world!
“Did this happen to you, kid?” Uchiha Madara crossed his arms, looking intimidating without even getting angry.
In fact, Madara didn’t think that Obito would be the culprit, but he couldn’t think of anyone else who would do this, so he just asked.
Obito had just heard what the Second Hokage said to Kakashi, and he also used his Mangekyō Sharingan and the Rinnegan that could not be closed to look at the square pillar that was pressing down on the Ten-Tails.
【Mr. Madara!! I want to give birth to a child for you!!!】57 people thought it was great
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Obviously, Uchiha Madara also saw this sentence.
Obito gave him a look that seemed to say: Do you think I want to have a child for you? ! !
Uchiha Madara: “…………”
Uchiha Obito: “…”
There was a moment of awkwardness between the two of them.
While they were exchanging glances, there was another uproar from the Ninja Alliance!
It seems to be because of the effect of Uchiha Obito’s Samsara Eye!
All the words on it were actually decoded! They were displayed directly in front of everyone! !
I saw the common words in the ninja world flowing on the wall:
[Saying that the Third Hokage is the strongest Hokage of all time makes me laugh to death] 142 people think this is great
[Sakura is going to think she can catch up with Sasuke and Naruto again hhhhhhh] 146 people think it’s great
The sarcastic tone made the ninjas feel uncomfortable.
The Konoha ninjas were even more angry. Who on earth was insulting the Third Hokage and their excellent medical ninjas? !
[There is fire everywhere, look down (despise.jpg)] 342 people think it is very good
What is Huozhi?
[Obviously, the Uchiha clans are all very kind! They are the true clan of love!] 23 people thought it was great
[I feel sorry for Sasuke!! Konoha treated him like this, but he still chose Konoha! ] 66 people thought it was great
[Hahahaha, choose Konoha×, choose Naruto√] 118 people think it’s great
Does this mean that Sasuke didn’t choose Konoha, but chose Konoha’s Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto looked at Sasuke. He knew that Sasuke’s hatred could not be eliminated so easily, but he had promised Sasuke’s brother that he would never abandon Sasuke!
“Why did Konoha treat Uchiha Sasuke?! It was obviously he who escaped from Konoha and became a defector ninja, wasn’t it?!” The Konoha ninja whispered angrily to the ninja from the same village.
The other village ninjas responded, “Including the people who started the Ninja World War this time! They are Uchiha Obito and Uchiha Madara!”
There are still people who think that Uchiha are gentle and kind? !
Is your brain broken?!