Chapter 163 Fattening up the Goat (Ch 163)

In Konoha, Jiraiya and Kai, two injured soldiers, were resting under a tree on the roadside.

Kai supported himself with one hand and kept doing push-ups.

Jiraiya was sitting on a long sofa chair, his eyes squinting into a toad shape, watching the young women passing by. Occasionally, when he saw a woman in a gauze miniskirt passing by, he couldn’t help grinning and couldn’t help wanting to whistle.

“Kai! You are still so hardworking! Even when you were recovering from an injury, you never gave up on your training. You didn’t even glance at a pretty girl who came over.”

Kai raised his head and said passionately.

“Cherish every moment and practice non-stop, this is youth!”

He finished the last few push-ups of this set and stood up, lifting up his green shirt to reveal his eight-pack abs. Kai’s face showed fascination.

“Even during my recuperation period, my eight-pack abs are still as hot and passionate as ever!”

Jiraiya looked up at the sky in silence. The blue beast of Konoha was really stupid!

A flying vehicle flew across the sky and descended towards the Hokage Building.

As soon as Qingtaki got off the plane, he ran to the Hokage’s office with the mission scroll. The door of the office was ajar, and when he opened the door, there was no sign of Tsunade.

Qingtaki sighed helplessly.

“This fat sheep must have sneaked out to drink wine again!”

He had no choice but to put the scroll away. There was no rush anyway, so he could wait until Tsunade came back.

I have long been bored with the rainy and humid environment of the Rain Country. Walking on the sunny streets of Konoha, the feeling of feeling the breeze is very comfortable.

Passing by where Gai and Jiraiya were resting, Kiyotaki waved and greeted them.

“Long time no see, lecherous immortal, Mr. Kai!”

Kai, who was doing sit-ups, looked up.

“Ah! Qingtaki-kun, long time no see. We are back to Konoha, but you don’t come to see us.”

After saying that, he lowered his head again, counting quietly and continued doing his push-ups.

Jiraiya on the side twitched his face, waved his hand and spoke in a serious tone.

“Stop! Stop calling me a lecherous sage. Lord Jiraiya, I have reformed and stopped peeping at women!”

“ah!??”

Qingtaki looked at Jiraiya with a look of surprise and disbelief!

Jiraiya got angry just looking at Qingtaki.

“It’s all because of you that you made up a law. Now in Konoha, we can’t even peek at pretty girls bathing! Sigh! This is such a huge loss for Konoha! Now I have no inspiration for my creations!”

Jiraiya looked like he had no desire to live.

Qinglong was speechless at this old pervert and waved his hands.

“Lecherous Immortal, I don’t want to take the blame for this. It was Tsunade-sensei who established the law against indecent women. It has nothing to do with me. I also feel sorry that Konoha has lost such a wonderful thing.”

Most of Konoha’s laws were indeed proposed and created by Kiyotaki, but the crime of voyeurism was created by Tsunade herself. Regarding this matter, Kiyotaki merely mentioned that peeping at girls taking a bath was immoral, but he did not expect Tsunade to issue the law the next day.

“cough!”

They both sighed.

Qingtaki took a detailed look at Jiraiya. Jiraiya was in good condition! There were no serious injuries on his body. He grinned.

“The lecherous sage is all neat and tidy. It seems that Naruto’s worship to Mr. Gai was effective!”

Jiraiya turned his head and looked speechlessly at Might Guy who was still counting while doing push-ups. He remembered Naruto’s mischief at that time and didn’t expect that he was actually saved by this watermelon-headed guy.

Kai got up from the ground, grinned, with a dazzling gleam at the corner of his mouth, and gave Qingtaki a thumbs up.

“Second set of 1,000 push-ups completed!”

Qingtaki couldn’t help but applaud him and gave him a thumbs up.

Fortunately, the system did not follow Kai, otherwise the self-disciplined system would have been defeated by Kai’s diligence!

“Qingtaki-kun, do you still have those Senzu beans?”

Kai opened his mouth and asked Qingtaki for something.

“After the battle with Pain, I have broken through my limits after experiencing life and death. Now I can open the eighth gate of the Eight Gates. If I were to face Pain again, with the Eight Gates fully activated, Pain would be no match for me!”

A proud smile appeared on Kai’s face, and a sparkle burst out from the corner of his mouth!

“Unfortunately, the Eight Gates Formation puts a huge strain on the body, and burning your blood is also fatal! You can only use the Eight Gates Formation once in your life!”

“So, Qingtaki-kun, do you still have Senzu beans?”

There was hope on Kai’s face, like a child looking forward to candy.

Qingtaki was speechless. He reluctantly took out a Senzu Bean from his pocket and threw it to Might Guy reluctantly.

This thing is too precious! Even if I put all the battle points I got before into Senzu Beans to increase the odds of winning, I still only got a few Senzu Beans.

It’s a pity that combat points can only be obtained by actual combat, otherwise I would have to drag Kai along to fight with his Eight Gates. Unfortunately, the system only judged it as a sparring match and no points were awarded!

Jiraiya also coveted Kiyotaki’s Senzu Beans, but it was a pity that this guy’s obsession with Nagato’s three disciples led him to commit suicide. This old pervert was usually very smart, and he had excellent escape skills, so the chances of him being in danger of his life were minimal. Kiyotaki was naturally reluctant to give him another Senzu Bean.

As the three of them were chatting, Qingtaki felt hungry. He had been working hard outside, while the boss himself skipped work to drink. How could this be tolerated? He had to take advantage of Tsunade!

He took out a Dragon Ball Radar, which he had drawn a long time ago. He had always thought it was useless trash and that there were no Dragon Balls in the Ninja World. But he didn’t expect that he could draw out the Dragon Balls!

“drop!”

Turn on the Dragon Ball Radar and a green dot flashes on the screen.

Kiyotaki said goodbye to Jiraiya and Might Guy, then turned around and ran towards the location indicated by the radar.

In a forest behind the Hokage Building, Tsunade was drinking from a pot of sake, looking contented!

It feels so good to skip work and drink!

Tsunade raised the bottle and took another big gulp. There were several empty bottles scattered on the ground, and it was obvious that she had been drinking here for a while.

“Hey!”

Qingtaki jumped out and shouted.

Tsunade, who was still holding the bottle of wine, trembled like a frightened rabbit and the wine in her mouth sprayed out.

“I didn’t drink secretly.”

She hurriedly tried to pick up the wine bottles on the ground, but she was so flustered that she didn’t know how to do it.

“Hahaha!”

Kiyotaki held his stomach and pointed at the flustered Tsunade and laughed.

“You…you! You scared me!”

Tsunade reacted, pointed her pretty finger at Kiyotaki, turned around, picked up the empty bottle and threw it at him.

Qingtaki caught it deftly.

“Hehe! You sneaked out of work to drink during work hours, and I caught you!”

Tsunade rolled her eyes at Qingtaki, her almond-shaped eyes bright with a hint of drunken naivety.

“If you don’t want me to reveal that you skipped work and drank, you have to treat me to a meal!”

Qingtaki covered his hungry stomach.

“Hmmmm!”

Tsunade held the wine in her mouth and shook her head vigorously. Her disciple was always a glutton and could eat so much! How could she possibly treat him to a meal?

Especially now that I’m extremely hungry and I’m coming to her, won’t I be trying to eat her out of money?

Qingtaki squatted down.

“It’s no use yelling ‘Yame’, Lady Tsunade. You don’t want the whole village to know that you skipped work to drink, do you?”

Qingtaki took out a photo, which was the photo of Tsunade drinking just now. There was a date watermark in it, and it was obvious that she had sneaked out to drink during working hours.

There are rules for office staff in the Hokage Building. Anyone who does something bad or neglects their duties will be criticized and posted on the bulletin board.

Tsunade had the drink in her mouth but didn’t have time to swallow it. She stared at her disciple with wide eyes in disbelief.

Although no one dared to say anything about the Hokage slacking off at work, and everyone in Konoha knew that she was drinking secretly, no one dared to criticize her, but she believed that her disciple really dared!

If she didn’t agree, the photo might be posted on the bulletin board the next moment.

“You’re so cruel!”

Tsunade swallowed a mouthful of wine and gritted her teeth.

“Tell me! Where are you going to eat?”

Qingtaki was helpless.

“Don’t be so angry! I, your disciple, have worked so hard to help you on your business trip. As a boss, shouldn’t you treat your subordinates to a meal and reward them?”

Tsunade rolled her eyes at him.

“Isn’t this asking where you want to eat?”

She had already made up her mind to take her subordinates out to dinner in the name of rewarding them, and she could also drink openly!

Hahaha!

Tsunade smiled inwardly and felt very happy!

In the barbecue restaurant, the barbecue is sizzling.

Qingtaki picked up a piece and put it in his mouth.

“Hiss~!”

“It’s delicious!”

What the hell was that thing we ate every day in the Rain Country a few days ago? It’s better to come back to Konoha!

Tsunade also took a sip of wine and felt very happy.

It feels so nice to skip work and go drinking openly!

“Boss, another big portion of mutton!”

Qingtaki shouted to the boss at the service desk.

“Eat, eat, eat! All you know is meat!”

Tsunade looked at it with heartache and sighed. Ordering so much mutton, it would be enough to buy so many bottles of wine!

Qingtaki, who was working hard to eat meat, looked up and said vaguely.

“I’m going to eat you, the big fat sheep!”

Tsunade felt her whole body tremble when she heard this, and was ready to bleed heavily. When she paid the bill, her fingers trembled as she pulled out the bills from her purse.

The manager of Qiu Daojia ran out to see them off, smiling like Maitreya Buddha, and said that they were welcome to come again next time!

Tsunade felt a slight toothache, and seemed to sober up from the alcohol she had drunk!

All the money I earned from treating Jiraiya and Gai a few days ago was spent, and I’m even paying for it!

Qingtaki said with a smile.

“Teacher, you don’t gamble anymore, so why are you just leaving all that money behind? I might as well help you eat it!”

Tsunade glared at him, knowing that this guy was deliberately taking advantage of her. She was obviously able to control her diet and obtain her energy from nature, but she still wanted to eat as much as she did when she was a child.

Afterwards, Qingtaki reported on the progress of the mission in the Rain Country.

At the same time, Tsunade also talked about the reactions of the other four major ninja villages to Konoha’s annexation of the Rain Country.

Qingtaki smiled coldly, he had lost his patience.

It’s time to start the Five Kage Summit. The ninja world should be unified!